It's more or less a one-liner contest, but here's some of my favorites:
Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.
- William Shatner
Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
- Joss Whedon
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
- Alan Moore
Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood
Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth.
- Vernor Vinge
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.
- Richard Powers
From torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.
- Gregory Maguire
Lots more to choose from -- 92 total. Very entertaining stuff.
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